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NETWORK WAHALA

So you see how I complain a lot about how Internet sucks in Ghana.....well in came Vodafone X to help me calm down just a bit. I've used every major network in Ghana and compared their bundles and Vodafone X's value for a poor man like me was unfortunately the best. On a good day, I buy 10GHc for 1.2 GB data for a month plus unlimited Twitter, Facebook, and WhatsApp. On a bad day, it's 5GHC for 500MB of data for a month plus unlimited Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. Compare to every other major network in Ghana, these figures are far, far better than their existing consumer bundles in value and cost.  In my insatiable thirst for more data and more bandwidth, I came across MTN's unlimited bundles, where you pay 150GHC a month for unlimited cheese-balls but then find out that they are surreptitious cheats because, after using 5 GB they throttle your speed down to a miserable snail with polio. Then I came across another offer for unlimited data which amazed me in
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FRIENDSHIP

You meet someone, you think she is pretty or not the average type of girl that only talks about purses and clothes, and then you are suddenly drawn to her, you think about going shopping with her or doing all the things that “girlfriends” do together. The beautiful thought that you could have a companion of the same sex, just hang out with you. I mean just bond over ice cream and gossip about anything at all that comes to mind. No! It’s not really like that. Is it? Is there really someone out there for everyone who does not think about sex or attraction, does not conform to societal pressure like everyone else, and is of the same gender? Is there ever really someone out there for everyone that, the person could wake up in the middle of the night and just call or talk to and laugh about nothing, someone who is not a sexual partner who you could love like a sister / a brother and know without a doubt that the person has gotten your back 100%? I grew up not really being a fa

LOVE ME

Should it be on the floor? Or should it be on the bed? I didn’t care It felt so right Sultry eyes taunting my horniness His breath on my neck Sending shivers down my spine Our lips touch and part Softly yet passionate Then it deepened Rough yet gentle My heart Skips a beat As he leaves a trail of kisses to the valley of my breasts My right breast  Then to my left  Down to my sacred home The love I am feeling ... The lust I am feeling is just so great His lips press down His tongue flickers Triggering a slight moan His tongue caresses my pouty flesh Sending ripples soaring through my body I can feel the love burning inside my core He grabs my cheeks, sure not to scare me I move him back to my lips I kiss him lightly, not knowing what to say He stares at me thoughtfully The tender look in his eyes Gently caress my face He understands me He knows what I want He isn’t going to make me beg  He places himself in between my thighs

ASH QUEEN

“Not all queens’ start as princesses, some begin in ashes”. Once upon a time there lived a maiden, with hair as dark as coal and skin as dark as chocolate. The maiden loved a handsome prince and the prince loved her, but there was an evil King and he sent her betrothed to his death and the poor maiden's heart turned as grey as ash. One night, in her despair, a priestess came to her and promised her that, all of the worlds might be hers if she would but give up the last of her love for her dead prince. Though she wept to lose the part of him that still lived deep inside her, she did as she was told, in hopes that all her dreams might still come true. When the night that was set for her to meet the evil King came, the maiden got ready, dressed up in the best kente cloth and fine beads, and waited for the servant of the priestess to escort her to the palace. The servant came and as they walked on the cold stony path, she began to second-guess her actions but there was no

THE FIRST TIME!

Silence I just loved the silence. Everyone had left for prep and I was more than overjoyed as I sneaked back into the dormitory to hide from “the killer Bee” – the strict housemistress. I removed my clothes and changed into my morning coat. “I am gonna take a long shower and sleep until there is no tomorrow”. I said to myself. “It is Friday. Why did I have to show up to that stupid prep anyway? I thought Just then the dormitory door flew open and a figure made its way to my corner. Fear gripped my heart. “Omg, she has found me”. I couldn’t breathe. As the figure crept nearer my eyes began to scan my surroundings for a place to hide. I was too terrified to make any sudden moves so, I did what anybody would do. I closed my eyes, stood there, and hoped that the ground would just open up and swallow me. “Kukua is that you?” I heard someone say.    I knew that voice. It was just Vera. Sigh “You just gave me a heart attack,” I said amidst giggles. It was her alright.